On Grounds of Unreasonable Behaviour

Good Evening poetry! I'd like to start by saying;

1. I don't understand yawning

 2. 

I find your facial features odd

I find the way you smile unnerving.

Did you star as General Zod?

You grew up in Britain right? Was it Worthing?

Now hold up, STOP! Rewind a tick,

You were Zod in Donner's Superman flick?

But now you're voicing Kal-Els dad...

You must have a fucking rad agent. Rad.

Terence ______, Terence ________,

You're Britain's favourite white skinned champ.

Terence ______, Terence ________,

I watched you in the Limey....(spoken) and it was a big cinema screen yeah?

Terence ______, Terence ________,

In Priscilla you acted camp

Terence ______, Terence ________,

You weren't in Heroes though...(spoken) that was Malcom McDowell...you look like him though

I've written a movie just for you,

It's set in space and you're a Jew

There's allusions to the Holocaust

But with special effects and Sci-Fi and shit – it's like Starship Troopers but the shower scenes are a bit different...

Terence ______, Terence ________,

Your teenage wife you did lamp.

Terence ______, Terence ________,

You cradle snatcher you!

Terence ______, Terence ________,

The Madding Crowd was utter wank,

Terence ______, Terence ________,

Alien Jews in space...with explosions.....CALL ME.